Everybody knows you can’t kill someone with a Swiss Army Knife!

SAPD: Man stabbed to death with Swiss Army knife:

Police said Hampton is considered armed and dangerous. The weapon used in the murder — a Swiss Army knife — has not been recovered.

Jealous boyfriend stabbed council chief lover over affair before reciting Oscar Wilde:

Jonathan Tebbs, 46, stabbed Kate Dixon 29 times with a Swiss Army knife, before stripping her, calmly carrying her into the shower and washing the blood off her lifeless body, jurors heard.

Can this really be justice? Tracie Andrews stabbed her fiance to death. Now, 14 years on (and after £5k of NHS cosmetic surgery) she’s out shopping:

Meanwhile, the pattern of blood splatters on Andrews’s clothes suggested it was she who had wielded the murder weapon — an imitation Swiss army knife which Andrews would eventually admit she’d disposed of at the hospital.

Murdered Hairstylist Paid Assailant for Drugs, Police Say:

Powell’s DNA was found on a fence at the scene and on Thompson’s car. Surveillance cameras also captured Powell’s image at the scene, the district attorney said. Police reports show that authorities recovered both a Swiss army knife and $19,000 cash at Powell’s residence.

Witnesses: Arguments over cigarettes led to killing:

“He slit his throat once while he was sitting on the couch,” said Samuel, who said the man used a Swiss army knife. After cutting Anderson, their friend ran out the house and got on his bicycle.

Kennewick husband’s murder conviction upheld:

After taunting Yana with 12 “methodical and carefully done” slices across the front of her neck, he killed her with the small Swiss Army knife, Miller said at the time.

Murder-suicide rocks peaceful neighborhood:

The knife appeared to be a “Swiss Army knife” type of instrument, Davidson said. “There was a small Swiss Army knife found which has various implements on it,” she said. “It had a small knife, a three-inch blade, that is believed might have been the weapon that caused the stab wounds.”

And so on.

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