Poor Poor Pitiful POTUS

I phoned it in, then I hit the links
Damn, I hooked it in a tree
The honeymoon is over now
Poor, poor pitiful me

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
The Fourth Estate won’t let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

I got dressed up for a Sunday show
Really screwed up my vacation
Going through the motions now
A gigantic irritation
He thought he’d work me over good
‘Cause he thinks he’s such a smarty
So I talked a lot, didn’t say a thing
I was a credit to my party

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These reporters won’t let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Woo!

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These sycophants won’t let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Then I had a late brunch with HRC
She’s still pissed I beat her
She talked about taking back the House
I don’t want to talk about it

Hoy!

Poor, poor pitiful me, woo!
Poor, poor pitiful me, ha, never mind
Poor, poor pitiful me, ooohoo!
Poor, poor pitiful me…

 

ElSuaveTeleprompter-MyRidesHere

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