More Fun With Help-Wanted Ads

This whole LGBTXYZ thing is getting out of hand: “Bi-Mandarin Accounting Clerk.”

The underlying ad clarifies it a bit:

Job Description: Bilingual Mandarin Accounting Clerk
Position Features:
• Casual environment
• Fun
• Great Pay to $30KA company seeks an experienced accounting clerk who is detail-oriented and willing to learn and grow with the company in food franchise industry. This growing, stable organization offers casual and fun work environment.. Exceptional career path and compensation. Apply for this great position today! We are an equal employment opportunity employer and will consider all qualified candidates without regard to disability or protected veteran status.
Additional Skills: Mandarin Chinese Must

Must what? Resist?

Well, it’s Fun, so whatever.

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Methinks the lady doth protest too much:

“The Honest Company is a newly created brand that passionately believes that all parents should have access to safer, healthier family products that don’t break the bank.”

The Honest Company? “No, really. You can trust us. Honest.”

Then again, their company spokesperson is Jessica Alba. Works for me.

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“Bookkeeper: Imprenta Communications Group – Pasadena, CA”

“MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE COMMUNITY”

Community being a code word for Democrats:

Imprenta was founded in 2001 by Ronald W. Wong, a political and communications strategist with more than 30 years of experience in marketing and political campaigns targeting Asian Pacific Americans. Ron has worked for Fortune 500 companies, served as Chief Deputy Appointments Secretary to Governor Gray Davis and in President Bill Clinton’s Administration at the U.S. Department of Justice, Community Relations Services.”

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