You’re A Racist! (Groucho Parody)

To the tune of “I’m Against It,” by Groucho Marx and Reginald Barlow, from Horsefeathers (1932):

I don’t care what you have to say,
It makes no difference anyway,
Whatever it is, you’re a racist.
No matter what the topic, I’ll debase it,
You’re a racist.

Your proposition may be good,
But let’s have one thing understood,
Whatever it is, you’re a racist.
And even when you’ve changed it or erased it,
You’re a racist.

You’re a racist,
On general principle, you’re a racist.

He’s a racist.
In fact, indeed, yes he’s a racist!

Although the term is tired and worn,
I always yell from night to morn,
Whatever you say, you’re a racist.
I use the word so much that I debase it,
You’re a racist!

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