New Facepalm Studios Release: “What About Ron?”

(graphic by @Seorse)

THE CAPITAL BUILDING AT NIGHT

ROD SERLING steps out of the shadows and begins to speak.

ROD SERLING

Imagine a candidate for the Presidency of these United States of America with the following characteristics:

He thinks that there should be a Congressional investigation into whether 9/11 was an “Inside Job.”

Can’t see any reason why Iran shouldn’t have nuclear weapons like any other nation state….

FADE FOCUS FROM FOREGROUND TO BACKGROUND

PAULITES start making noise as they hang MONEYBOMB banner across ENTRANCE TO CAPITAL

FADE FOCUS BACK TO FOREGROUND

ROD SERLING turns back to the camera, looking amused, squints.

ROD SERLING

But wait, there’s more….

He urged his supporters to vote for Ralph Nader and Cynthia McKinney.

No, really.

But I haven’t told you the best part.

ROD SERLING glances back at the PAULITES now resting and taking bong hits, then looks back at the camera.

ROD SERLING

He calls himself a conservative.

LARGE DISQUIETING THREE NOTE EXIT MUSIC

CAMERA TRACKS TO THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT AND FADES TO BLACK