The Flaming Dumbass Week In Review
March 19, 2011 Leave a comment
Helen Thomas, the Charlie Sheen of the Beltway: Jews have “total control” over the White House and US Congress….
Biden being Biden: Vice President Joe Biden….said that Republicans who want to cut spending while at the same time cutting taxes for the wealthy are similar to rape apologists.
We’re puzzled, too: Clinton’s unwillingness to commit the United States to a specific position led many in the room to wonder exactly where the administration stood on the situation in Libya. “Frankly we are just completely puzzled,” the diplomat said. “We are wondering if this is a priority for the United States.”
Unicorns: A new assessment of President Barack Obama’s budget says it underestimates future deficits by more than $2 trillion over the upcoming decade. The Congressional Budget Office estimate says that if Obama’s February budget submission were enacted into law it would produce deficits totaling $9.5 trillion — an average of almost $1 trillion a year.
Obama votes “present”: “In this effort, the United States is prepared to act as part of an international coalition. American leadership is essential, but that does not mean acting alone -– it means shaping the conditions for the international community to act together.”
Bill Maher engages in massive projection: “But, it’s time you understood something: every black person scares you unless they look like Urkel, talk like Colin Powell and wear Bill Cosby sweaters, you fill your adult diaper.”
Pelosi: “Democrats have long fought, on the subject of fiscal responsibility, Democrats have long fought for fiscal responsibility as a top priority of this Congress.”