CLA Radio 09/05/14: Fiddles


The upcoming ConservativeLA Radio show (on Duane FM in the Hughniverse, Friday, 9/05/14, 7:00 Pacific/10:00 Eastern) will be all about fiddle music.

Hope you can join us for the show, as well as in the Ustream chat room!

John Hartford: Long Hot Summer Days (Mark Twang)
Frank Stokes: Right Now Blues (Violin, Sing The Blues)
The Punch Brothers: Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto No. 3, III. Allegro (Antifogmatic bonus DVD)
Henry Williams: Lonesome Blues (Violin, Sing The Blues)
Merle Haggard: Take Me Back To Tulsa (A Tribute To The Best Damn Fiddle Player…)
Tommy Peoples: Two Jigs (Fiddle Sticks…)
Django Reinhardt & Stephane Grappelli: I Got Rhythm (Quintessential)
Tommie Bradley: Adam And Eve (Violin, Sing The Blues)
Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks: Shorty Falls In Love (Where’s The Money?)
Memphis Jug Band: Memphis Shakedown (Violin, Sing The Blues)
The New Ballard’s Branch Bogtrotter: Bogtrotter Blues (Bogtrotter Blues)
Alison Krauss & Union Station: The Road Is a Lover (So Long, So Wrong)
The Red Clay Ramblers: Fiddlesticks (The Red Clay Ramblers)
Mobile Strugglers: Memphis Blues (Violin, Sing The Blues)
Mahavishnu Orchestra: Celestial Terrestrial Commuters (Birds of Fire)
Louie Bluie & Ted Bogan: Ted’s Stomp (Violin, Sing The Blues)
Carrie Rodriguez: Devil In Mind (Give Me All You Got)
Alison Krauss & Union Station: Wouldn’t Be So Bad (Lonely Runs Both Ways)
Peg Leg Howell: Beaver Slide Rag (Violin, Sing The Blues)
Jean-Luc Ponty: King Kong (King Kong)
Tommie Bradley: Window Pane Blues (Violin, Sing The Blues)
Beethoven: Concerto for Violin and Orchestra in D major, Op. 61, III (Perlman)
Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks: I Scare Myself (Striking It Rich)
Alison Krauss & Union Station: Take Me For Longing (New Favorite)
Nickel Creek: Excerpts from Austin City Limits 8/25/14 taping

The President’s Dream Jacket

Golf we much!


Rand Paul: Missed It By That Much!

From Breitbart comes “Exclusive–Rand Paul: Hillary’s ‘War Hawk’ Policies Led to Benghazi Attack, Rise of ISIS,” by Matthew Boyle:

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) certainly has a knack for boldness. On Sunday’s Meet the Press, he dubbed U.S. military engagement in Libya “Hillary’s war” and stated the rise of the Islamic State (ISIS) is not a result of President Obama’s inaction in the Middle East but the unintended consequence of the U.S. military engagement in Libya.

Boldness? I guess you could call it that.

The Obama Administration’s Libya policy has been an unmitigated disaster from start to finish–and by most accounts, Hillary led the charge, within the Administration, for toppling Gaddafi. But to try to pin the rise of IS/ISIS/ISIL on the Obama Administration’s foolhardy policy vis. Libya is, frankly, bizarre–and seems a convenient political assertion in search of evidence to justify it.

The comments predictably caused heads in the GOP’s foreign policy establishment to explode. The Washington Post‘s Jennifer Rubin called the rhetorical gambit “ludicrous” and said Paul holds the same views as his father, the libertarian former-Rep. Ron Paul. In an email to me, John Yoo, the former top Justice Department official in the Bush administration, said Paul is the Republicans’ “own version of George McGovern.”

Mr. Boyle’s assertion as to what Ms. Rubin said is simply untrue. (Please don’t make me stick up for Jennifer Rubin. Please.) Here’s what she actually said, the one time in the linked piece that she alluded to Ron Paul: “Paul, like his father, operates entirely in his own world of foreign policy. In that regard, he is closest to Obama….” (Which is entirely true.) But, alas, Breitbart has become quite adept at cherry-picking, and then distorting, comments made by those whom they wish to vilify.

As for Yoo, I have to assume that this was a BOOOSH dog whistle.

In a phone interview, Paul expanded on his remarks and offered a detailed rendering of his views on foreign policy that, regardless of their merits, are undoubtedly innovative for a man likely to seek the GOP’s presidential nomination in 2016.

Innovative? That’s odd; I was having Noam Chomsky flashbacks.

Paul told Breitbart News:

I would say the objective evidence shows that Libya is a less safe place and less secure place, a more chaotic place with more jihadist groups—and really, we’ve had two really bad things happen because of Hillary’s push for this war. One is that our ambassador was killed as a consequence of not having adequate security and really as a consequence of having a really unstable situation there because of the Libyan war, and then most recently our embassy having to flee by land because they couldn’t leave via the airport because of such a disaster in Libya. So I think it’s hard to argue that the Libyan war was a success in any way. From my perspective, the first mistake they made was not asking the American people and Congress for authority to go to war.

While I agree, as noted earlier, that the Obama Administration’s Libya adventure has been an unmitigated disaster, the idea that the “two really bad things” that resulted pertained to our embassy problems, as horrific as they have been, is absurd. The main “really bad” thing that happened was destabilizing Libya (not that Gaddafi was any great prize, but he had been largely pacified, prior to his overthrow, vis. the West).

So “the first mistake” was not in being out of compliance with the arguably unconstitutional War Powers Act, or in not seeking political buy-in as was had with the invasion of Iraq, but in pursuing a policy with a slim chance of an upside, and a far greater likelihood of a catastrophic downside.

While Muammar Gaddafi, or Syrian dictator Bashar Al-Assad, or Iraq’s Saddam Hussein—deposed during the George W. Bush administration—were certainly bad actors, Paul wants to know: who takes their place?

Sometimes people are trying to say I don’t have enough concern for this. Well, actually, I have a great deal of concern—and not thinking through the consequences of intervention has caused Islamism and radical jihadist groups to proliferate. So I think Qaddafi and Saddam Hussein were both secular dictators who were awful, and did terrible things to their people, but at the same time were also enemies of the jihadists. Assad is the same way. What we’ve done in Libya, and now what we’re doing in Syria, is we have armed groups that are commingled with jihadists.

The desire to conflate “bad actors” into a single type, representing a similar threat or the lack of it, seems nearly irresistible for some. And so I find myself in the awkward position of having opposed the interventions listed above, but each for a different reason–and none of them motivated by the isolationist impulse that so obviously animates Rand Paul and his father.

Gaddafi, in the years prior to his overthrow, did not represent a serious threat to the West. The West was concerned with Gaddafi’s crackdown on the so-called Arab Spring, such as it manifested itself within Libya; the intervention by the West amounted to an outward manifestation of Samantha Power’s doctrine of “Responsibility To Protect.” That intervention was the most unnecessary and doomed of the three listed above.

Saddam Hussein was thought to represent a threat to the West (and note the sudden pivot away from talking about Congressional buy-in), and to Western interests, and to Israel (remember the Scuds?). Saddam Hussein never learned to moderate his behavior the way Gaddafi did. My biggest complaint with the invasion of Iraq is that it removed a counterbalance against Iran. But whatever the merits or demerits of the invasion, President Obama threw away a remarkably stabilized Iraq with his actions.

Assad versus the Islamists is a classic version of It’s A Shame They Can’t Both Lose.

For instance, in Syria, Paul says, by arming the “rebels” against Assad, America “degraded Assad’s capacity to wipe out the rebel groups in his country.”

That is bullshit–total, complete bullshit. Our “arming” of the “rebels” was laughably minimal.

A year ago, Obama sought approval from Congress to engage militarily in Syria, as Paul urges, but Congress balked. Facing stiff resistance from lawmakers of both parties, the matter never even came up for a vote.

According to Paul, that’s how the system is supposed to work.

But of course that’s exactly what President Obama wanted–to not act, and say his hands were tied by Congress.

“Think what would have happened had we seriously degraded Assad to the point where he was overrun, think who would be in charge of Syria right now?” Paul asked before answering his own rhetorical question: ”ISIS.”

Quite possibly. Which has not a bloody thing to do with Libya or pre-withdrawal Iraq. Zero. Nada.

The spillover of ISIS into Iraq has far more to do with the Obama Administration’s cut-and-run policy, and disingenuous Status of Forces Agreement blame-shifting–a policy that Rand Paul doesn’t seem to have enough of a problem with to mention it in this conversation.

In conclusion, Paul said:

So we are very lucky that the American people are much wiser than Hillary Clinton, and much wiser than the president. We got the president and Hillary Clinton to slow down, but Hillary Clinton was widely reported to be the chief person proposing that we get involved in Syria. But really the only person directly involved in bombing ISIS’s bases right now is the Syrian government—so for all their wrongs, we’re actually quite lucky we didn’t have regime change, because I think it is a very realistic prediction that, had we had that happen, that ISIS would be in charge of Syria. Really, Syria, with Assad and all this war, is somewhat of a counter to the power of ISIS.

Not in Iraq they aren’t, dude.

An amazingly incoherent analysis.

Paul’s critics in the GOP are increasingly agitated by his stances, especially what they see as him positioning himself to the left of Clinton on foreign policy, even while the Middle East is becoming ever more volatile.

Yes, that does tend to “agitate” those of us who, while not necessarily fans of nation-building, want America to lead in the world, and not ponder its philosophical navel as do the isolationists–sorry, it’s “non-interventionists now, right?–even as we see the horrible consequences of America’s failure to lead.

“The last thing the Republican Party needs is its own version of George McGovern,” Yoo told me. “More than 50 percent of the American people now disapprove of Obama’s isolationist foreign policy, whose disastrous effects we now see in the Middle East, Ukraine, and Asia. Paul’s views will have the same bad consequences, both for the Republican Party, the United States, and the world.”

Probably worse, actually.

On a panel on Meet The Press that followed Paul’s interview, Michael Gerson, the former Geroge W. Bush speechwriter and one of the architects of “compassionate conservatism,” criticized Paul for opposing foreign aid.

How about we talk about realpolitik once in awhile, instead of this tired, crappy debate between isolationists and nation-builders?

“He’s called for the gradual elimination of all foreign aid,” Gerson said. “I’ve seen its effect in sub-Saharan Africa and other places. This would cause misery for millions of people on AIDS treatment. It would betray hundreds of thousands of children receiving malaria treatment. These are things you can’t ignore in a presidential candidate. This is a perfect case of how a person can have good intentions, but how an ideology can cause terrible misery. He will need to explain that.”

I fear that Rand Paul’s stance will be wildly popular, however penny-wise and dollar-foolish it ends up being for our standing in the world.

However, James Carafano, a generally hawkish foreign policy expert at the Heritage Foundation, said Paul is tapping into real currents of discontent with the American public.

Paul is “onto something,” in that “in a sense that people are looking for something other than reflexively send in the bombs or reflexively do nothing,” Carafano told this reporter.

What? And you’re at Heritage? Odd.

“It’s not just Sen. Paul, but I’ve heard several of the people who might be Republican candidates offer different versions of the same thing,” Carafano said. “Rick Perry was here the other day and was a little more aggressive on Iraq than Paul, but in their own way, what everybody is trying to say is we need to be prudent as opposed to somebody who just says we’re going to go do this.”

Which is a natural, visceral critique of nation-building, not a call for withdrawal from the world stage.

Paul describes himself as “a foreign policy realist like the first George Bush, like Reagan, like Eisenhower.” He elaborates:

They did intervene on occasion. It was not their first choice—but they did intervene when there were American interests involved, and I think really it’s not one extreme or the other. I often tell people in speeches one extreme goes nowhere all the time and that’s isolationism. The other extreme goes everywhere all the time. Many of the foreign policy sort of establishment in Washington, they’re so used to being everywhere all of the time, that anyone who backs away from everywhere all of the time is considered to be an isolationist.

Stop invoking Reagan. Just because you’re not a Bushie nation-builder doesn’t make you Reagan.  Stop it.

And stop with the freaking cartoon false dichotomies. If you really thought the American people are so smart, you wouldn’t need to employ them, would you?

Paul said that in many cases, “there is no good alternative”—and that much of the time, each foreign policy choice by a president has negative consequences and positive ones. But the best decision, he said, is the one that acts in the best interest of America and her allies like Israel—even if that means a bad dictator remains in power.

No argument. Now, if I thought you could employ that balancing act judiciously, and not like Ron Paul Lite when push comes to shove, the argument would stand on its own.

“I think one of the biggest threats to our country is radical Islam and these radical Islamist groups—they are a threat,” Paul said.

But you want to destroy the NSA?

Paul is currently leading the GOP field in 2016 GOP primary polls a few months out from the 2014 midterm elections. He said Americans are looking for someone they can trust to do the right thing when a foreign policy crisis arises. Paul went on:

When people are looking at choosing someone to be commander-in-chief, I think first and foremost they’re looking at whether that person has the wisdom and judgment to defend the country and make those decisions—when that 3 a.m. phone call came for Hillary, she didn’t bother to pick up the phone. In Libya, they were calling—they needed reinforcements for six months. It wasn’t just the night of the attack; for six months leading up to the attack there were repeated calls for reinforcements, for security teams, for a DC-3 to fly people on a plane to be able to leave the country. So I think the compilation of mistakes leading up to Benghazi really do preclude her from consideration to become commander-in-chief.

Just as your utterances and inclinations preclude you from same.

Regarding ISIS, the Islamic State terrorist organization that has grown a foothold in Syria and Iraq, Paul said he supports airstrikes. But if he were the president in this situation, unlike Obama, he would have called Congress back from recess to sell both chambers on action—and seek authorization before using America’s armed forces there.

Politically, that makes sense–but there is nothing in the Constitution that requires it.

Paul said of ISIS:

We need to do what it takes to make sure they’re not strong enough to attack us. That means sometimes perhaps continuing the alliance with the new Iraqi government. Perhaps it means armaments, or perhaps it means air support, but frankly if I were in President Obama’s shoes at this time, I would have called Congress back, I would have had a joint session of Congress, and I would have said ‘this is why ISIS is a threat to the United States, to the stability of the region, to our embassy, to our diplomats, and this is why I’m asking you today to authorize air attacks.’ I’m betting if he would have done that to a joint session of Congress, he would have gotten approval. When you don’t do it through Congress, and you do it yourself, then you really have not galvanized the will of the nation. As a true leader, what I think we need to do is galvanize the nation when we go to war.

Perhaps this, perhaps that. Your real concern is Congressional involvement–although that doesn’t seem to enter into your critique of the original invasion of Iraq.

But since Clinton and Obama have “a disregard for the rule of law,” which generally requires congressional authorization for such military action while giving the president considerable latitude for short-term action, the administration did not seek congressional authorization for action in Libya—and probably won’t for action against ISIS, if it’s taken. Paul concluded:

Americans do want strong leadership from the president. They do think that President Obama is not being a strong leader. They do want a strong leader, something more akin to the public persona of Reagan. But they also don’t want somebody who is reckless in engaging in war; they don’t want somebody to put troops back in the Middle East. That was my point with Hillary Clinton—her eagerness to be involved in Libya and to be involved in Syria, in Libya led to very bad, probably unintended consequences and in Syria unintended consequences also. But I think you have less unintended consequences if you come to the American people through Congress and have a full-throated debate. It’s frankly difficult to convince Congress to do things—and that way, if you do it that way, you’re unlikely to go to war unless there is a consensus among the American people.

Is anyone buying this nonsense?

Alas, they are.

Oh, Deer!

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Suspicious Memes

“Feds Creating Database to Track ‘Hate Speech’ on Twitter.”

I thought of the Suspicious Memes idea independently, but Soopermexican thought of it first.


We’re looking for memes
That we don’t like
And then we’ll call it “hate speech” baby

Why can’t you see
It’s icky being free
Why don’t you do just what we say?

We can’t go on together
With suspicious memes
And we can’t organize
On suspicious memes

So if your tax money backs
OFA Leftists and hacks
Would we still see suspicion in your eyes?

Here we go again
Of course we’re non-partisan
You can’t see your fears aren’t real
(I’m lying)

We can’t go on together
With suspicious memes
And we can’t organize
On suspicious memes

Oh let our lie survive
Social pollution harms our lives
Let’s don’t let the Left-wing die

When proles, you know
We’ve never lied to you
Mmm yeah, yeah



The Vanishing Black Father

I’m not even talking about the frightening statistics; I’m talking about the media ignoring black fathers:

“The War on Drugs Is What Makes Thugs,” John McWhorter, Daily Beast, 8/21/14:

And right or left, anyone who has ever been a parent—or even been a child, which I presume we all have—knows that the solution to the problem is not simply that black mothers need to tell their boys not to be thugs. Who thinks they don’t do that already?

“Is CNN ignoring the fact that Michael Brown has a father?” Twitchy, 8/25/14:

CNN keeps mentioning the mother grieving, but forget that he has a father, too.

Fatherless black children are apparently the new norm. Now tell me again how deeply the Left cares about blacks.

CLA Radio 08/29/14: Comedy


The upcoming ConservativeLA Radio show (on Duane FM in the Hughniverse, Friday, 8/29/14, 7:00 Pacific/10:00 Eastern) will be all about laughter. Some stand-up comedy, some movie clips, a few parody songs–and the show will conclude with a glorious extended piece by the Firesign Theatre.

Hope you can join us for the show, as well as in the Ustream chat room!

Spoiler set list:

Will Ferrell: Phone Booth Scene (Anchorman)
Tom Lehrer: The Elements
Will Ferrell: Thin Pancakes (Talladega Nights)
Weird Al Yankovic: First World Problems
Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman: A Hand With the Bags (Young Frankenstein)
Gilda Radner: The Way We Were (Gilda Live)
Richard Jeni: Political Hypocrites
Groucho Marx: The Laws Of My Administration (Duck Soup)
Jackie Mason: Jewish Husbands
Spike Jones and His City Slickers: Hey Shickelgruber
Lenny Bruce: Corrupt Janitor (At Carnegie Hall)
College Look At This Instagram
Steve Martin: Sex Jokes (Universal Amphitheater)
Jamie Lee Curtis and John Cleese: Languages (A Fish Called Wanda)
Richard Pryor: When Kids Lie (Live In Concert)
Clever Pie and Isabel Fay: Thank You Hater!
Jonathan Winters and Robin Williams: 60 Minutes
Eddie Murphy: Reggae At Knights Of Columbus (Saturday Night Live)
Richard Pryor: Mudbone (Is It Something I Said)
Weird Al Yankovic: White & Nerdy
Monty Python: Architect Sketch
Spike Jones: Ghost Riders In The Sky
Bill Cosby: Go Carts (Wonderfulness)
National Lampoon: Highway Toes (Lemmings)
The Big Lebowski: I’m The Dude
Tim Wilson: Acid Country
Chris Farley: Van By The River (SNL)
National Lampoon: Lemmings (Lemmings)
Steve Martin: I Have To Leave (Tonight Show)
The Goon Show: Highlights
Firesign Theatre: The Further Adventures Of Nick Danger Third Eye


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